Quentin Noble
Mouseskin Bachelor
The year is 2156. Yes that is correct. Daddy asks his three daughters, “What do you love most about me?” Daddy was expecting great answers and long paragraphs. Of Course, the girls were not in the room. They were communicating via hologram. They had to type their responses because the audio on the hologram communication was down. The first daughter replied “I <3 u so mch dry u dnt even no like when i like even think abt u i feel luv. i dnt even care abt ur $$$ i just want u in my life- like a lot a lot. i luv u ddy.” The first daughter then blew a kiss. The second daughter was asked the same question and she messaged “like dad sumtimez u talk and im like wth r u talking abt but i still luv u all the tyme sum times ur weird and funny and i like when u tuck me in bed. ur too creepy sum times tho but i luv you.” The third daughter got the same question and wrote “who r u ur a fat pig ur not my ddy. i dnt kno who u r like with dude. ur creepy and smelly and ur a pig u pig dont tok to me ever again, like dafuq? LOL, Jk ddy i luv u, u know that, i show u more den the other sistas.” The dad was thrilled with all of his responses, he did not know how to react. He was overcome with joy. Little did the daughters know, daughter three was right. Daughter three said it as a joke, but that was the truth, he is not there real “daddy.” Little did they know, this was a pilot of a new TV show that has taken them 18 years to film. It is called “Can a person raise daughters like a daddy then pick one to be his Wife? The Final Rose Edition” This show was going to be a hit. Daddy has been raising them for the past 18 years and has to pick one. Daughter one has the brains. Daughter two has the heart. Daughter three has the comedy. Who does he pick? Daddy has to pick on their 19th birthday which is in three days. Daddy goes into his room and Ryan Seacrest begins to interview him. “Who are you thinking? You have to tell them eventually that this is all a game show.” Daddy responds “I really don’t know at this point. It will be weird telling them that they're on a game show and I really don’t love them in the way they think I do. I love them in the way that they think. I love them all. I want to marry them all. I hope I can in the future.” The dad walks out of the room balling. He truly has no clue what he wants to do and how he will go about it. He thinks to himself, “having three daughters is the WORST. I wish I could just marry all my daughters. I love my daughters how I love my ex wife, but I wouldn't murder my daughters.” The dad goes and steals all of his daughters and tells them the truth in an undisclosed area. The daughters are shocked, but are not surprised. The dad stole them all and went to Canada. Eloped.
